Words of wisdom...

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer.

Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

Money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory

If at first you don’t succeed, avoid skydiving.

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