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I went out with an Irish Catholic. Very frustrating.
You can take the Girl out of Cork ...
I was in the toilet for ages the other day.
I tried - nothing happened. I waited, tried again - nothing.
I thought… "I'm getting too old for this shit".
A blond, a priest and an Irishman walk into a bar.
The barmen said "this must be some kind of joke."
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.
Then I realised that the Lord doesn’t work that way so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing
in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say
that women are too judgemental, whereas, of course, men are just grateful.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a
new argument.
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