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A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for shorts.
The shrink says, “Well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.
The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don’t know, it all happened so fast.”
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him,
“Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on the F3.
Please be careful!”
“It’s not just one car,” said Herman. “It’s hundreds of them!”
Take life with a pinch of salt...
A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
Confucious say...
It take many nails to build cot, but one screw to fill it.
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he’s 97 years old and we don’t know where he is.
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