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Red meat is not bad for you.
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

I spilled spot remover on my dog... now he's gone.

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

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