Words of Wisdom

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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:"

I put “A DOCTOR”.

Do not argue with an idiot.
He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.